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8 words with two meanings

8 words with two meanings

THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.

Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.

Male…. Playing football without a cup.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.

Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female…. A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male…… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female…. An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

Male…… A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female…… The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5minutes.

AND:

He said . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.

She said . . . You wear pants don’t you?

He said . . ….. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said . .. That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said …..Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . ….. Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?

She said . . .. I would but you’re never there.

He said . ….. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?

She said .. . .. They don’t have time!

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

She said …. . . We don’t know; it has never happened.

He said . . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

She said …… . . They already have boyfriends.

She said…What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

He said . . . A widow.

He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said . . . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

November 26, 2010 - Posted by | LAUGH OUT LOUD

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